Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Librarian, Tom Ottaviano, moves to a new office

With so many recent staff changes and an immediate need for space reallocation, Reference/Instruction/Government Documents Librarian, Tom Ottaviano, now calls his desk at the Circulation Desk “home.” Despite the new location (Nancy Greco’s previous office area), Tom’s roles and responsibilities have not changed. He continues to maintain the government documents collection (mostly housed in Fraser), work at the Reference Desk, participate in Milne Library’s Instruction program, and assist with classroom scheduling and oversight. The only additional modification in Tom’s duties is that he will begin to work Sunday and Tuesday evenings until 1 am, where he will serve as a Circulation Supervisor and Reference Librarian.


31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano is a team player and fine librarian.

1/26/2007 8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll second that!

1/29/2007 12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano is also charming and good-looking.

1/29/2007 7:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Ottaviano has above average hand-eye coordination and a nice smile.

1/29/2007 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

1/29/2007 2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Tom Ottaviano does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

1/29/2007 2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

1/29/2007 2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

1/29/2007 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano gave Mona Lisa that smile.

1/29/2007 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano can win a gave of Connect Four in only three moves.

1/29/2007 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Tom Ottaviano falls in water, Tom Ottaviono doesn't get wet, water gets Tom Ottaviano.

1/29/2007 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Tom Ottaviano is worth one billion.

1/29/2007 3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Tom Ottaviano to go around.

1/29/2007 3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

1/29/2007 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Tom Ottaviano pajamas.

1/29/2007 3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Tom Ottaviano.

1/29/2007 5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

1/29/2007 7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano does not sleep. He waits.

1/29/2007 7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano can drown a fish

1/29/2007 7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.

1/29/2007 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano once talked an Amish housewife into buying a toaster.

1/29/2007 7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano is a vegetarian. Not because he loves animals, but because he hates vegetables.

1/29/2007 8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano deserves a corner office with a view of happy frolicking squirrels.

1/30/2007 9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano should have a plaque hanging behind his desk that reads: "Here Sits the Greatest Librarian that Ever Lived."

1/30/2007 9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano has perfect bone structure.

1/30/2007 9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone looks up to Tom Ottaviano, literally and figuratively.

1/30/2007 9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's wife is the luckiest woman that has ever lived. I have spoken with her and she agrees.

1/30/2007 10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano doesn't direct people to research publications, he tells them what they need to know.

1/30/2007 10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's supervisor recently received an award for hiring the greatest employee of all time: Tom Ottaviano.

1/30/2007 10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano could have been a professional soccer player but he grew tired of constantly embarrassing his opponents.

1/30/2007 10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Ottaviano's sense of humor is second to none.

1/30/2007 10:13 AM  

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