Librarian, Tom Ottaviano, moves to a new office
With so many recent staff changes and an immediate need for space reallocation, Reference/Instruction/Government Documents Librarian, Tom Ottaviano, now calls his desk at the Circulation Desk “home.” Despite the new location (Nancy Greco’s previous office area), Tom’s roles and responsibilities have not changed. He continues to maintain the government documents collection (mostly housed in Fraser), work at the Reference Desk, participate in Milne Library’s Instruction program, and assist with classroom scheduling and oversight. The only additional modification in Tom’s duties is that he will begin to work Sunday and Tuesday evenings until 1 am, where he will serve as a Circulation Supervisor and Reference Librarian.
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Tom Ottaviano is a team player and fine librarian.
I'll second that!
Tom Ottaviano is also charming and good-looking.
Mr. Ottaviano has above average hand-eye coordination and a nice smile.
Tom Ottaviano doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Tom Ottaviano does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Tom Ottaviano's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Tom Ottaviano can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Tom Ottaviano gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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When Tom Ottaviano falls in water, Tom Ottaviono doesn't get wet, water gets Tom Ottaviano.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Tom Ottaviano to go around.
Tom Ottaviano always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Tom Ottaviano pajamas.
Tom Ottaviano's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Tom Ottaviano.
Tom Ottaviano's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Tom Ottaviano does not sleep. He waits.
Tom Ottaviano can drown a fish
Tom Ottaviano can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.
Tom Ottaviano once talked an Amish housewife into buying a toaster.
Tom Ottaviano is a vegetarian. Not because he loves animals, but because he hates vegetables.
Tom Ottaviano deserves a corner office with a view of happy frolicking squirrels.
Tom Ottaviano should have a plaque hanging behind his desk that reads: "Here Sits the Greatest Librarian that Ever Lived."
Tom Ottaviano has perfect bone structure.
Everyone looks up to Tom Ottaviano, literally and figuratively.
Tom Ottaviano's wife is the luckiest woman that has ever lived. I have spoken with her and she agrees.
Tom Ottaviano doesn't direct people to research publications, he tells them what they need to know.
Tom Ottaviano's supervisor recently received an award for hiring the greatest employee of all time: Tom Ottaviano.
Tom Ottaviano could have been a professional soccer player but he grew tired of constantly embarrassing his opponents.
Tom Ottaviano's sense of humor is second to none.
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